If you want you can buy one of my fabulous t-shirts. Right now, I have FOUR fantastic designs to choose from, modelled by some blokes down at the market. Let me know what you think, and buy them for your mother, your gran and all your friends...

T-Shirt	Name	Price
	Bear with me T-shirt	£20.00 Inc P&P
	Cum Smash my eggs T-shirt	£20.00 Inc P&P
	Funnel Fun T-shirt	£20.00 Inc P&P
	I've been milked  T-shirt	£20.00 Inc P&P